belladomus

Yesterday on the bus I pulled a booger out of my nose, but it looked like a bee so I was afraid to eat it.
Ulysses

#Ulysses

Mommy, it seems to my butt that you pulled up my pants but not my underwear.
Miranda

#Miranda

I’m pretty sure I’m going to win a Newberry and a Caldecott. I also make pretty good tooting sounds with my mouth.
Ulysses

#Ulysses